What Santa does on December 26 ----------------------------------------

It’s the day after Christmas, and whilst it may sound weird, Santa’s lost thirty pounds, and he’s shaved his beard. The sleigh’s been stowed, the reindeer fed, There’s a cowboy hat upon Santa’s head. Then, looking good and feeling quite plucky He’ll head to his farm near Bowling Green, Kentucky. It’s a thousand acres ‘tween the hills, in a cove, A little to the east or west of Smith’s Grove. He’ll put on his boots and his coverall jeans, ‘Cause this year he’s raisin’ cattle, corn and beans. He’ll put the reindeer in the north forty to fend for themselves, And for farmhands he’s bringing all of the elves. “But, what’ll happen to next Christmas?” one might ask… Why, Santa invented logistics … and he’s up for the task. He has a foolproof way to save the time, A solution in eleven letters….               Amazon Prime Two thousand elf-bots ordering stuff all day, They buy it, they stock it, they put it away. They’re 24-7, and oh, by the way, Santa says: “Automation really does pay!” So, up through harvest time late next year, Santa will work in the fields all day long. He’ll even be using his favorite deere, It’s green and its first name is John.